“Where on God’s green earth am I going to raise that sort of money? I’m a pensioner!” thought Betty. Then her eyes fell on her daughter’s copy of Fifty Shades of Grey.
65-year-old Betty had given up on her life’s ambition to write a bestselling novel. However, after walking in on her husband with a lady of the night, she finds herself single and with mounting debts. In need of a ‘get rich quick’ scheme, straight-laced Betty decides to try her hand at writing an erotic novel.
With little experience in matters of the libido, Betty finds herself ill-equipped to pursue her goal. So she sets out to acquire carnal knowledge without arousing the suspicions of her prudish friends and uptight family.
When her embittered mother-in-law finds a butt plug in the slow cooker, it seems like the game is up. Will Betty be able to prevent bankruptcy with her salacious prose before her source of income is exposed?
I spotted this when it was being offered as free on Amazon, but didn’t get round to reading it straight away.
OMG! I wish I had. It is brilliantly hilarious! I seriously couldn’t stop laughing out loud.
Betty discovers her husband has not only lied about losing his job, but also that he has a penchant for visiting prostitutes in suburbia. These visuals will never leave me.
Betty, and Rodney, are in their 60s, which makes this story even funnier. When Betty tries to search things on the internet, I nearly died laughing. It just keeps on getting better and better.
To try and ease her debt worries, she not only decides to write an erotic novel, but to also become a sex toy reviewer to help with her research. Betty, and Rodney, are in their 60s, which makes this story even funnier. When Betty tries to search things on the internet, I nearly died laughing. It just keeps on getting better and better. The results are so funny, I snorted. Also, I won’t be making lamb stew in a while!
Definitely worth a read even if it isn’t free!